There is so much tension in the show of Survivor, but once in a while, there is a moment that has you Tivo rewind back to that moment again... and again and again. Here are the moments that just made me laugh out loud. Obviously, feel free to add your own moments.

Survivor 1: Borneo

• Richard: "I've got the $1 million check written down already."
• Kelly imitates Rudy ("you're wasting your time out there")
• Rudy being such a lovable homophobe
• Rudy: "I dunno"
• Rudy's final tribal council "speech"
• Greg's cocconut phone
• Soe's wunderfoll spelllleng 4 Souna Khristupher
• Greg after being voted out
• Rudy explaining to Greg's sister that "then we might kill him"
• Sue's "snakes and rats" speech at the final tribal council.
• Sean's Super Pole 2000
• Sean: (while voting for Jenna) "Just alphabetical order, I doubt this will change the game at all."

Survivor 2: Australia

• Tina: "Quiet or I'll give yall a time out!"
• Jeff V's take on Kimmi's accent
• Jeff's final words, blaming a "very big mouth by a former tribemate" (Kimmi) for his departure.
• Alicia: "I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face."
• Jerri being doused with TWO full buckets of water while perched atop her lookout post
• Colby: "I'm a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey Bar."
• Amber: "OH MYYYYYYYY GOHDDDDD!!! ITS SOOOOO GOOOOOD!
• Colby throwing Jerri off the wall in a challenge
• Jeff Varner: Kimmi is absolutely filthy. She just has crusty...grummy...____ all over her! Just look at her hands, look at her neck-she just has patches of _____-you could probably write your name on her neck

Survivor 3: Africa

• Pretty much anything Big Tom did, no matter how borderline insensitive it was. (HES A JEW! HE WONT EAT THE HAM!)
  
• Brandon and Frank winning the team challenge
• Lex: "My gut tells me that I should take the knife out of my back and use it to slit everyone's throat."
• Frank imitating the elephants
• Frank: "I've never broken the honor of a handshake."
• Clarence's anger at the chicken
• The embarissing way of dying by getting stomped by an elephant while going to the bathroom-just ask Clarence
• Lex to Ethan: "You did win a reward, right? This isn't some kind of hazing, is it?"

Survivor 4: Marquesas

• Rob: "It's a freakin' rooster!"
• Rob calling Peter a "fruitloop"
• John: "I need someone to pee on me!"
• John: "Bye, pirates!"
• Sean and Paschal winning the team challenge
• Peter being "holey"
• Neleh offering her half-eaten dinner mint to her peers
• Neleh: "OH MY HECK!"
• The overthrown Rotu ripping Neleh and Vecepia to pieces at the final Tribal Council

Survivor 5: Thailand

• Brian's fear of the elephant.
• That freaking monkey.
• Jan's crazy sympathy for the baby bat and the chicken
• Clay: "No ****, Sherlock"
  
• Robb getting attacked by the stingray
• Clay screaming in agony as Robb picks him up by the throat
• Robb's mockery of Clay's "hick" speech
• Robb: "We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules."
• The fact that Robb brought a SKATEBOARD as hs luxary item for the BEACH
• Rob: "Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you...nothing personal."
  

Survivor 6: Amazon

• Heidi declaring herself a master of the game
• Pretty much anything Rob said
• The battle of the sexes not quite going as planned (Guys get their asses kicked)
  
• The magic 8 ball
• Matt being legitimately crazy
• Butch's weird obsession with firewood
• Jenna's and Heidi's 'beauty' handicap
  

Survivor 7: Pearl Islands

• Sandra's dirty mouth
• Osten's fear of Ryan O's pelican
• Osten's fear of nature in general
• Osten 'drowning' in ten feet of water
  
• Rupert's stealing of the shoes
• Most anything that came out of Rupert's mouth
• Jon while voting Shawn out saying "**** you" to the camera
• Sandra: "Jon's like a girl"
• On episode 9 of the reward challenge Rupert falls down the rope ladder and his skirt comes of and is exposed, commentating, Jeff says "say way too much of Rupert on that"
• *sigh* Jon's "dead grandma"
• Big Lil trashes Jonny Rotten at the final immunity challenge
• Jon trying to make a deal with Lil at the final challenge, unable to comprehend that she doesn't want one, even after he admits he screwed over everyone in the game
  
• Sandra: "I'm gonna screw you ANNNNNDDDDD Burton!"
• Sandra hiding in the bushes spying and not being noticed
• Sandra: "I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE F___?"
• Sandra: "I think she liked her...in a sexual way."
• Sandra: "Jon has yet to clean a fish, or even wash a dish!"
  
• Sandra sabotaging the camp after they voted out Rupert
• Sandra essentially bullying Jon
  
• Anything Sandra really said
• Burton pointing out a hole in Rupert's 'skirt' and laughing like a five year old.
• Morgan tribe's complete dysfunction in the first episode as they barter in the fishing village, while Drake tribe takes their time and make spectacular trades
  

Survivor 8: All-Stars

• Sue "christening" the raft
• Rudy: "Waddoo I look like, Magellan?"
• Rich biting the shark
• Big Tom's wonderful dancing (especially with Robfather)
• Richard Hatch being made fun of in every minute of every day, mainly by Colby.
• Jerri still being assured that "Keith couldn't make rice, Kel was found with the beef jerky"
• The Blindfolded Puzzle Challenge where everyone kept running over each other with giant puzzle pieces.
• Big Tom walking around with the toilet on his head.
• Alicia stating that she couldn't possibly figure out who had "less crap on their lips" at the final tribal council
• Big Tom saying to Boston Rob "Don't be stupid, stupid." at the final tribal council
• Alicia (while voting for Amber at the final tribal council) "Rob, do you remember back in the middle of the game, when you and I shook hands, looked each other in the middle of the eye, and I promised you that I would NEVER write your name down? I am a woman of my word!"
• Amber being crowned as the best Survivor player in history.
• Tom making no sense what so ever after awhile on the island
  

Survivor 9: Vanuatu

• The fact that Bubba didn't think that HE SHOULD BE ABLE SWIM FOR SURVIVOR
• Twila: "You've been had! Screw you!" (exactly what Chris was looking for)
• Twila's eyes popping as soon as Chris telle Eliza "I'm sorry"
• Eliza's gaping mouth in basically every "shocking" moment
• Chris: "What?! I'm just lying here. You know, in the hammock."
• Rory: "I think I found my little crack!"
• Ami's facial reactions as she saw the fourth "Leann" vote, which snapped the bowheads' reign
• Chris's outrageous jury performance
• Chris basically turning the game into a Reality TV version of Kill Bill, or another revenge movie
• Chris telling Chad that he has a "leg up" on the womens alliance, then realising that Chad only has one leg!!!

Survivor 10: Palau

• Coby the gay hairdresser trashing James the redneck construction worker for the immunity win and the destruction of a ginormous stereotype
• Ian's distorted faces during challenges
• Stephenie and Angie reacting to the news that they won't be able to vote out Ibrehem that evening
• Katie's sock puppets (in an eiree sort of way)
• Katie: "We can't have a female alliance because Caryn sucks."
• Bobby Jon on the home beach: calm, soft-spoken. Bobby Jon at challenges: APE****
• Tom: "I KILLED A SHARK! I KILLED IT WITH A FREAKIN' MACHETTE!"
• James, period
  

Survivor 11: Guatemala

• Pretty much anything Amy did, "I'll beat you down like a stepchild!"

• Jamie: "Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off!"
• Judd: "I didn't lie a single time."
• Judd: "The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground."
• Judd: "AHY DEE DEE"
• Judd: "I'm not a bad sportsmanship."
• Judd: ".....scumbags......"
• Bobby Jon: "2 seconds with Stephenie, I throw up, 2 seconds with Jamie, I need to punch him in the mouth."
• Bobby Jon and Blake's deal made while reliving theirselves
• Jamie & Bobby Jon screaming at each other in some language other than English
• Jamie & Bobby Jon collapsing into giddy laughter at Gary's slam of Stephenie (see below)
• Gary: "Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom."
• Gary on Stephenie: "You can get her autograph after the show" (the look on her face was priceless)

Survivor 12: Exile Island

• Bob Dawg's all mightiness
• Aras trying to make a fire with his mind
• Austin's general niceness to everyone ("Shane called me a *edit*? Well that's too bad, 'cause he's such a good guy.")
• Shane's thinking chair, cigarettes, wood Blackberry, etc.
• Shane's medical problem (plus his revelation of said problem to Nurse Cirie)
  
• Courtney singing to Bruce, despite Bruce's specific directions to NOT sing
• Bob Dawg and Bruce drunk in the toilet shack
• Bob Dawg on exiting the toilet shack "Man I feel ten pounds lighter"
• Bruce making a spiritual garden for himself, and then Courtney dancing on it

Survivor 13: Cook Islands

• Pretty much anything Jonathan did, especially his Alan Alda voice "She screwed with my chickens."
• Johnathan digging up for the idol, then picking up a rock and screaming "THE IDOL" then throwing it away in discust.
• Yul getting sandwiched in between the native women
• Adam: "It's hard for an eagle to soar when you're surrounded by turkeys."
• Nate: "We'll chop them off like poop."
• Ozzy, Parvati, and Yul naked in the hot tub
• Billy falling in love with Candice

Survivor 14: Fiji

• Michelle falling off the stand
• Lisi's spontaneous hypocrisy
• Exile Island being changed to Earl Island
• Pretty much anything Yau-Man did, especially dancing around after finding the HII
• Alex cutting off Cassandra at the jury exchange
• Boo's hammock giving out.
• Dreamz spouting BS that he was playing the game the whole time

Survivor 15: China

• Chicken's unexpected "DAMN!" when he was voted off (and the tribemates literally jumping out of their seats)
• Ashley: I'm voting for Derick Zoolander.... I mean, Dave!"
• Jeff Probst throwing Jamie's "immunity idol" in the fire
• James' confessionals
• Jaime's "idol" (and Probst's reaction, and Jean-Robert's first reaction)
• James going home with two immunity idols - amazing stuff
• Anything that Courtney said
• Erik's goat impressions
• Erik saying he's a virgin
  
• James' "He shut him up!" when Jean Robert was talking to Todd at the final tribal council.

Survivor 16: Micronesia: Fans vs. Favorites

• Ozzy's fake idol
• Jason believing a stick with a smiley face carved into it was the hidden immunity idol
• Eliza telling Jason that the stick can't be an idol because its a "_____ing stick", which Jason was convinced it was because it "had a face on it"
• Eliza's reaction when Ozzy was voted out
• Erik giving away the immunity idol, while everyone else (mainly James and Amanda) laughed at him
• Johnathan making fun of all of the fans during the third immunity challenge
• Jonathan: "I mean, MY ASS!!!"
• Parvati and Natalie stirring the pot dance
  

Survivor 17: Gabon

• Randy playing the fake idol, and Sugar and Crystal laughed at him as the idol was thrown in the fire
• The cocky faces of Randy and Corrine disappearing after Jeff declared the idol was a fake
• Sugar (while voting for Randy) "You are a disgusting, old, hotheaded, chauvinistic, alcoholic, bigot, and you need to grow up before you die alone. LOSER!"
• Crystal screaming while voting for Randy "YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY 1! GET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!" while Sugar, Kenny and the jury laughed.
• Former Gold Medalist Crystal doing terrible in virtually every challenge
• Sugar actually outwitting a majority of the players
• Crystal: "EAT YO RICE!"
  

Survivor 20: Heroes vs. villains

• Everyone constantly blaming Randy for getting rid of the machete, while Russell actually buried it
• When Sandra exclaimed about the machete not being in camp "It Grew Legs and Walked Off!"
• Sandra calling Russell a "stupid ass"
• Rob calling Russell a hobbit on crack
• After the Heroes demolished the Villains in the Sumo challenge Tyson joking that, "they must have eaten a steroid sandwich"
• Tyson after being voted of says he is still awesome to the 'voted off' camera
• Again (previously in Pearl Islands) Sandra hides out in the bushes spying on Russell, who was looking for the hidden immunity idol
• Courtney mocking Russell being a troll
• Anything Courtney did while on the jury
• Courtney almost dropping her torch on the ground while placing it to get it snuffed
• Several Survivors' (mainly Sandra and Courtney) utter hatred towards Russell
• Amanda/Danielle cat fight over idol with Colby continuing to watch "Treasure Island" during the F9 reward challenge.
• Colby doing terrible in all the challenges (even against Sandra)
• Parvati's voting confessionals as she tries multiple times to get rid of Rupert. "You're such a grumpy bear. If this one doesn't do it, the next one will, guaranteed." (It doesn't).
• Parvati and Sandra mocking Russell to his face
  
• Randy: "Roll it over Rupert's toe!"
• Sandra burning Russell's hat while Parvati watched

Survivor 21: Nicaragua

• Fabio's "dumb blonde" display
• The look on Jeff and some of the La Flor male's faces upon seeing La Flor's "war cry"
• Tyrone: "I'ma keep one eye on her, and one eye on my shoes." (after finding out that Holly stole Dan's shoes)