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Games of luck, games of skill, games of chance, or race up the hill,, if you have a spot you need to fill,, call THE ACE youl be in 4 a thrill..... by aceofstuds 1/21/9	now how could anyone ever be mad at THE GLO? what, did ya let them Know, they mucked up by not adding you to the big Show? did ya explain you dont always GO with the Flow, but you can take a Blow , ,,,how about it Glo, did ya explain you could eat anything, even raw fish Roe, and after the season is done, the best cast party, is the one you Throw ....Ace loves ya darlin!! so Wiki let them know,, shouldnt Glo get a call for the next seasons show by aceofstuds 2/6/9

Games of luck,

games of skill,

games of chance,

or race up the hill,,

if you have a spot you need to fill,,

call THE ACE youl be in 4 a thrill.....

**by aceofstuds 1/21/9**

now how could anyone ever be mad at THE GLO?
what, did ya let them Know,
they mucked up by not adding you to the big Show?
did ya explain you dont always GO
with the Flow,
but you can take a Blow
, ,,,how about it Glo,
did ya explain you could eat anything, even raw fish Roe,
and after the season is done, the best cast party, is the one you Throw
....Ace loves ya darlin!! so
Wiki let them know,,
shouldnt Glo get a call for the next seasons show

**by aceofstuds 2/6/9**

Twas the night before Christmas, and here at the Wiki, all was quite and peaceful, and I was getting quite sleepy. I wanted to see, if anyone was there, but since it was between seasons, the Wiki board was quite bare. I decided to sign off, and crawl into bed, when I heard a noise, WHO's THERE, I then said. Since no answer was given, I proceeded to check, but found no one there, I thought what the heck! I then noticed my stocking, had a square present on top, I just had to open it as no way I could stop. As I started to unwrap it, all I could say was WOW, I was looking at Survivor 10, the complete season of Palau. I went to thank my wife, who was still sleeping in bed, but she looked at me funny, and you know what she said. You must have been dreaming, I couldn't find that she said, now lay off the eggnog, and come back to bed. As I laid there wondering, what had just taken place, the Great Spirit of Christmas, put a smile on my face. So to all of my Wiki friends, don't ever lose sight, there is hope for all, Merry Christmas and good night!! by Jimbo46 December 2008

Twas the night before Christmas, and here at the Wiki,
all was quite and peaceful, and I was getting quite sleepy.
I wanted to see, if anyone was there,
but since it was between seasons, the Wiki board was quite bare.
I decided to sign off, and crawl into bed,
when I heard a noise, WHO's THERE, I then said.
Since no answer was given, I proceeded to check,
but found no one there, I thought what the heck!
I then noticed my stocking, had a square present on top,
I just had to open it as no way I could stop.
As I started to unwrap it, all I could say was WOW,
I was looking at Survivor 10, the complete season of Palau.
I went to thank my wife, who was still sleeping in bed,
but she looked at me funny, and you know what she said.
You must have been dreaming, I couldn't find that she said,
now lay off the eggnog, and come back to bed.
As I laid there wondering, what had just taken place,
the Great Spirit of Christmas, put a smile on my face.

So to all of my Wiki friends, don't ever lose sight,
there is hope for all, Merry Christmas and good night!!

**by Jimbo46 December 2008**

hey sissy i thought we might forget your name , you havent been here to say whos to blame for this seasons shame game, you no doubt, have the name to shout, you an me both know we would have been better for this show, the island guys going to give us the nod to go , an make the very next ,ultimate survivor tv.show,,, dont ya know !!!,,,, by SURRICK Nov 2008	hey sissy i hope to see ya in the hills of Brazil, then i know we will dominate with my know how an your skill , Tig will see, that his bet on us being the best of the bunch was a good hunch , well i guess next time we willl have to take him out to lunch ! by SURRICK Dec 2008
	May the powers of the universe look kindly upon you and your brew ..and that Santa left something very special for you too! by 12345spicy Dec 2008

HAPPY THANKSGIVING SONG

There's rioting in Afrika

tralalalalalala

There's strife in Iran

tralalalalalala

What Nature doesn't do to us

tralalalalalala

Will be done by our fellow man.

The whole world is festering

With unhappy souls

Afghanis hate the Russians

Iraqis hate the polls

The Croations hate Serbia

South Afrikans hate the Dutch

And no one likes America very much!

But we can be happy,

and thankful and proud.

For we've been endowed

with the mushroom-shaped cloud.

And we can be certain

that some lucky day,

Someone will set the spark off,

And we will all be blown away!

_________________
___________

By The Kingston Trio, 1962
-----------------------------

Did you mention mushrooms?

I have that album, but no record player!
[marti]
_______________________

lucky day it aint,
i guess the kingston Trio didnt think we would make it to 08,
an still no one likes us much ,
but yet they will smile at us when we send so much ,
millons to feed
them over seas
an some of there other needs,
i just cant see why any one would hate little o me,
for living in the land of the free
by SURRICK 11/21/8

An Ode to OKTOOL!

He pounds the iron all day long

Fifteen tries, something's wrong

Our good friend, oktool

Just got back from reality school

Getting ready for next season

Now he has no reason

Off to Survivor, Oh my

To kick the ass of

TheIslandGuy
*by_jfd_ 11/08*

I WANT TO WIN!!

I want to win,

It's my turn to win,

You KNOW I can win,

So send me a picture,

Of Silly Corinne,
or that strange man Ken!

**by First_Marti**

10/24/8

RANDY IS A NASTY MAN

(By Marti, excuse my language)

Randy is a Fart Face

I don't like him at all!

Since he has lost his weight,

He really needs a bra!

He's nasty to the women,

He even hates the men,

He's also very stupid,

I'm just starting to begin!

He lies, he cheats, he's ugly,

I've never ever seen him smile,

He looks like a baboon.

I hope he's off Gabon soon!

(Jerk, Mother F$%^#ker, goon!)

ODE TO GABON

Look! an elephunt!

An elephunt!

Let's ride on his back.

And smell like a skunk!

Oh Look a piranna, A piranna!

Let's all pick it up,

And lose a finga!

Oh my, oh my!

It's a hippo, a Big hippo

Let's see who swims fast

And doesn't lose a toe!

Ah-o, a snake, a snake!

A blue eyed Snake!

I sure hope it's not

Our beautiful Ace!

The End
by First_Marti 10/26/08

To Dream my Dream Take this call on the phone I will be parting from them for now This much let me say all know of what I wish that my dream shall come to pass for if hope has gone away fly by night, walk by day to be seen or unsung was it a waste for so long	who I am is who I shall be Hide this vision from my dream shifting sands upon the shore rolling oceans mightyt roar through my fingers the sand doth slide back to the place they reside I stand and cry for all thats lost while waves reclaim the bitterness of hope and I return to what matters most. by sissybob Sept 1st 2008	There is a bright star we all know Of Survivor, she groks ALL the show She's on many web sites She's our special Site Sprite But you've got to move FAST to catch Glo!!! by drB 10/8/8
Little girl blue Come tout your horn The actors are in Africa All show their scorn Where are the producers that pick so weak? Their sitting back and laughing because life is sweet. by sissybob 9/26/8	This summer is taking too long, while we are all awaiting Gabon, I cannot believe, we would want summer to leave, just to have Survivor back on!! by Jimbo46 July 13th 2008	LITTLE SKINNY GIRL Last one chosen for the Teams First one out Survivor dreams Well I don't know I thought you so-so Why'd they leave out your post-show screams? **by drBonkers 9/25/8"

Gabon is coming, its now within view,
no familiar faces I see, they are all new.
Will someone this time know how to make fire,
or catch some fish that they all desire.
Or will they just sit around, and moan and complain,
like seasons past, they did not train.
Whatever the outcome,
I'm sure glad its on.
Been waiting all summer
for Survivor Gabon!!!

Jimbo46 9/17/8

hey spicy,
we could do some dumpster hunting !
an gutter drinking ,
i heard them hump backed ally rats ,
are as big as cats !
an them greese pots
behind resturants,
are just like tar pits ,
they catch all kinda varmets

**By SURRICK September 17, 2008**

DAN

I went to see a crater,
something I had never done,
I thought it would be interesting,
so a search I had begun.

I looked in a body of water,
but all I could find was fish,
I was really getting frustrated,
let me find it was my wish.

I looked high, I looked low,
but never did I see,
the object of my intensive search,
oh where, oh where can it be?

I wish this mystery crater,
would make its presence known,
so that I might find the idol,
and not have to go home.

To find this hidden idol,
will require lots of luck,
its kind of like a DEAD BIRD,
you see, i've been looking up!!!

**by jimbo46 9/27/8**

Oh Jimbo you're right!
It's been a long summer's night;
And they're really not nice.

They've made us all waite,
My summer is long,
For Survivor to start,
And start with a BONG!

You've got enough on,
To keep us waiting in glee,
So please now let us go,
On to Gabon!

Next week, right?

**by Marti 9/18/8**

The poetic talent of Wiki calls up visions and a smile

To know those that post are playing with such word wilds

One has to guess Wiki is rumbling with hopes and dreams

To so eloquently put to paper thoughts, wishes and desires

I am therefore happy to throw my lil bunch of words in the pile...

++Spicy 10/01/08++

GOOD GOING, GUYS!!!!!

Marti, Jimbo, Surrick and Glo
and Sissy, you're making it Go!!
If I liked y'all more
I'd be able to soar
It's a good thing I know how to row!

Now this is praise most supreme
It snuck in my mind in a dream
And now that it's written
My joy flies unbidden!
Just know you're the creme de le creme!
**by drB 9/19/8 **

The Randy illusion shattered forever,
in shards on the floor.
The show better get hopping,
then, cause now it's a bore!
**by dfB 10/1/8**

Glo is back
Wondering where her wiki friends are at
Glo works hard on You tube
But still comes back looking fr her wiki crew
Glo loves to have fun
and wants to sit out in the Survivor island sun
But for now she plays
Waiting for that great Survivor day
When she will shout out
to her wiki friends ever so loud
How her Survivor dream has finally come true
never forgetting her wiki friends and crew
Yepper Glo loves her wiki friends
doesn't matter if they're gentlemen or dames
As long as they know how to play all the wiki games
Cuse Glo loves planning the next set of frames where is everyone around here. I get back and you are all gone. Heavens to Betsy my friends. love Glo
**by Gloria Query Aug 30th 2008**

Dr Bonkers
Glo has come bye to say hi
But every wone has left the wiki lonely and dry
Glo does not understand why
It breaks her heart and makes her want to cry

Her wiki friends she cannot find
they have all left her far behind
Wiki friends I love you so all so much more
I come by often and make my daily tour
But many of you have gone
and have left poor Glo here all alone

I promise to never give up on my Survivor Reality show dream
and thinks of rafts with me on them floating down the streams
I promise to still go after that show
and carry myself lightly with all my glow

I want to stand out in island showers
and dream of smelling wild island flowers
I want the challenge of fishing hunting and having to cook
and then win the dang show and write a book
Now lonely Glo has to go
and she promises to dream about the Survivor show
If she ever becomes a Survivor contestant
I hope all my wiki friends won't protest it
lol
**by Gloria Query 9/28/8**

TO all my friends at wiki please listen
Go to you tube and see my video where I make My friend DrBonkers glisten
She always makes Glo sound so strong
and listening to her poetry and limericks is never wrong
Dr Bonkers and her limricks always make my day
Without the joy it brings me I might not find my way
Dr Bonkers this Tribute to You Glo has made
Please whatever you do-please don't fade
Listening to you has not been a chore
You alwasys keep me laughing and in an uproar
Dr Bonkers come to You tube and receive your much deserved Glory
From Glo's heart this comes and thats the end of my story
**by Gloria Query 9/27/8**

Hey Dockie it is Glo here saying HI!
I try to always find you,so hard I try

OK TOOL says he wants to meet you girl
I am gonna have to turn him around with a whirl

Because I want to meet you first
Cause you always make me so happy, I almost burst

lol and lve ya!

Survivor Guru Glo--
doesn't that certainly sound ever so funny!

**by Gloria Query 9/30/8**

The fun has just begun
for the seasons in the sun,
they are having so much fun
trying to win the mun!

Kota is on a run
an having so much fun!
Fang cant do a thang,
they are weeding the ones
that get the blame ,
what a shame
we will soon forget there names,

before long there wont be a fang
to be seen in this game
o" what a shame,

kota wonts all the fame
it will take a few more games
before i can remimber ther names,
i guess my age is to Blame !!!!!!!!!!

**by SURRICK 9/30/8**

Glo is here
wearing her survivor gear
just in case there's
a last minute call
I won't need to buy
gear from the mall
Glo is always looking for
Dr bonkers
she must have took a
quick trip to yonkers
for some reason
I think she is near
somehow I shall find
her without fear
wonder where is oktool
probably out somewhere shooting pool

some where hiding is the Ace
I've noticed he's no longer showing his face
that is clearly a sign in wiki
Glo has figured Survivor out,
you're not so sneaky
When a regular leave us all alone
we all know where they have most likely gone
The private messages will suddenly stop & perhaps one of us on the show will be on top
Glo would love to take a last minute flight
she would leave without giving a fight
I know you are still looking for last minute folk
how about a call to Glo, she won't even choke
she will come ever so ready
cause she keeps herself steady
I know I have made you mad
Don't you think it's time for all of you
at survivor to become Glad

I know i shout and scream
But you make me so mad and mean
Survivor it's time for all of your anger at me to cease
Becoming a winner contestant for me would be a breeze
I have my own secret strategy
Having Glo would definitely not be such a tragedy
I could prove that I am worth the thought
Then no more wars between us wil be fought
Survivor I still do love you
and it's time for Glo to be part of the contestant crew

**by Gloria Query 10/2/08**

Episode Three! Episode Three!

Oh Island Guy don't play with me!

You'll signal to ALL WIKI FANS ?

But when?! We can't make any plans --

So I'll bring my bedpan, you'll see!!!!

**by a very tired drB 9/19/8**

i still cant find it and i watched it twice

a little more obvious would have been nice

so next week we will watch with bated breath

to see if we were kanoogled along with the rest.

**by Cheeks 10/6/08**

Dr Bonkers show your pretty face Glo has been looking all over for you in this chase Where is she again I ask Somewhere on this internet doing her poetry task I'm sure that we will one day meet Cause Dr Bonkers is one person I want to greet Glo is here again all alone But Dr Bonkers has much she has me shown	On The Nature of Cooties and Wikilanders Do I have cooties on me? Do Wiki fans watch TV? I'd tell you for sure But I'm unaware Exactly what cooties might be!! **by drB 9/29/8"
How can you not love her Reading her poetry has helped take old Glo further I alwasy think of you when I am way Can't wait to get to you and your poetry at the end of each day I shall always find you somewhere And I will read your poetry and show you I care (OFF To internet work Glo does go) by Gloria Query 10/8/8	Hey Dockie it is Glo here saying HI! I try to always find you,so hard I try OK TOOL says he wants to meet you girl I am gonna have to turn him around with a whirl Because I want to meet you first Cause you always make me so happy, I almost burst by Gloria Query 9/30/8
He pounds the iron all day long Fifteen tries, something's wrong Our good friend, oktool Just got back from reality school Getting ready for next season Now he has no reason Off to Survivor, Oh my To kick the ass of TheIslandGuy First try ever by _jfd_ 11/8/2008

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Nov 21 2008, 7:48 PM EST by drBonkers

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It's starting again my Friends
The Fun that never ends
Write up a rhyme, send it to Lime
And enjoy what everyone sends!!!!

put your poem on this thread, I'll add it to the page, becuz I'M A CONTROL FREEK

NO i'm not really, but the format gets goofy when more than one person edits a page, I found out the HARD way.

Ready
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To Dream my Dream Take this call on the phone I will be parting from them for now This much let me say all know of what I wish that my dream shall come to pass for if hope has gone away fly by night, walk by day to be seen or unsung was it a waste for so long	who I am is who I shall be Hide this vision from my dream shifting sands upon the shore rolling oceans mightyt roar through my fingers the sand doth slide back to the place they reside I stand and cry for all thats lost while waves reclaim the bitterness of hope and I return to what matters most. by sissybob Sept 1st 2008	There is a bright star we all know Of Survivor, she groks ALL the show She's on many web sites She's our special Site Sprite But you've got to move FAST to catch Glo!!! by drB 10/8/8
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