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The Return of the Limericks and Poem tradition
sorry, gotta lock the page because of technical difficulties -- hope to have a new page open soon. thanks for your patients - er, patience. drB.
| EASY EDIT YOUR POEMS HERE OR IN THE THREAD BELOW | ||||||||||||||
BETWEEN SEASONS It's somewhere between here and there Some member's sightings are rare Who will come back To give us some flack? Or lurk around and just stare? drB | MEMORIES Lest auld Survivors be forgot -- Bob Crowley shone in his lime spot; Bob Dawg was a hoot, Chick-en an old coot, And Ozzy just simply was hot! drB | |||||||||||||
| That Wascally Wussell You've all heard of Russell - Survivor Whose rep is not that of a "giver" He'll look in your eyes But hide his disguise As one of Survivor's best liars! drB | Sugar and J.T. -- Can it Be True? And as cute as she be She is now dating JT! The one with the dimples whom everyone thought was simple! mystical pippin | |||||||||||||
| WMD: Machete On Survivor two-oh was a Randy "Vote him off" for Reds? He was handy But CBS Never told US His tribe thought he hid their MACHETE! drB | ||||||||||||||
SUGAR'S KARMA There was a Survivor named Wade Who thought that he sure had it made; Then Sugar dumped him Because she was not dim - But Karma, you know, must be paid! drB | ||||||||||||||
| SEASON 10 POEM Ulongs defeats, Korors is upbeat down to four, a loss of one more Steph and bobby jon, last of ulong no merge comes, but koror adds one Steph makes her way through, while koror votes of coby and says goodbye to janu Tom leads his alliance and finishes off steph's defiance Gregg, jenn and katie share a reward; Ian, tom and caryn alliance was formed Katie was told right before TC-Katie sidid with the three gregg was sent home unhappily; Jenn was saved and caryn went to the jury she was sentIan was fighting with everyone That forced a tiebreaker but he won-The final challenge was very long both ian and tom were very strong--A deal came up but ian waited "I will dive right now if you take katie" ian stated The final two confrunted the jury-Katie took a beating with the jurys mean flury Tom won in a easy vote-he had an awsome strategy by taking the goat lovetheyauma | ||||||||||||||
| 3 STRIKES, YER OUT! I have a blunt question for Cirie Three seasons with you made me weary Well sure, you're a Nurse With a couch/TV curse But WHAT did you do while on TV? drB | BEFORE THE 3/11/2010 SHOW Heroes & Villains on Thursday The 5th eviction just hearsay But my deepest heart Wants TOM to depart! He thinks he's hot, but there's no way! drB | |||||||||||||
| FLYING DREAMS If I could fly, oh my ... would I then die or later be fried with thighs and dyes and lies of oft drank chai ... No, not I because fowl are foul with Tea that's hot BigDaddyByrd | ||||||||||||||
| MAELSTROEM Had a turkey gobling at every call I made , taking his time comeing in , The wind was getting stronger an It had started rainning real hard Lightning bolts slamming the ground all around , couldnt stand the presure !packed my dripping self up an beat it back to truck , mother nature won this time ricky | TOM There once was a man named Tom who dwelled in the land of Somoa his mates he did bully and bossed until the day he got tossed now he's home drinking rum & coca-cola! mystical pippin | |||||||||||||
| Oh That Russell Russell, Russell, he’s da Man If he can’t do it, no one can! Hantz is evil He’s a weasel Jeff is Russell’s biggest fan! drB | ||||||||||||||
| The Best Female Winner There was a woman from the Outback Who knew how to go and attack She easily knew how to play Never got a vote on the way That's why Tina winng isn't wack Toonytown | Enough about Russell Sure he could hussel He brought life to the show But now let it go And bring on some muscle sweetabaca | |||||||||||||
| RUSSELL THE RAT RUSSEL THE RAT IS A LIAR HIS DEEDS ARE REALLY QUITE DIRE HIS BABY BLUE EYES HOLD A BIG SURPRISE I WOULDN'T SPIT ON HIM IF ON FIRE. grannymac | ||||||||||||||
| Guatemala Season # 11 Lydia was a very fine player Steph. would eat which such flair She thought Steph. was her friend But not in the end Cause Steph. really didn't care sweetabaca | ||||||||||||||
S&M Haiku My friends Always ask me Why I don't watch T.V. I tell them Because It gives me a headache. 21 Jump Street, season III | ||||||||||||||
| Parvictory The best player is Parvati Shallow. Her game is nowhere near hallow. Been on the most tribes. gives us very good vibes. Yes that is our Parvati Shallow. sddorme | ||||||||||||||
BURNETT CANCELED HIS KIDDIE SHOW It reminds me of Survivor... hearing that Russell knows Boo... James knows Boo.... I wonder if he went Boo to you and you too and they exchanged notes before the game... could be... may be... we'll see.... Laughingpygmy Pygmyisland. | |||||||||||||||
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So, youre thinking to yourself, "POEMS???"
We've had some durn fine poets on this wiki in other seasons - they didn't want to do it at first -- THEN they liked it!!! Try it - I'll bet immunity idols to rewards you'll have fun, if nothing else --- ;-) drB . |
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