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The Return of the Limericks and Poem tradition
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|EASY EDIT YOUR POEMS HERE OR IN THE THREAD BELOW|
It's somewhere between here and there
Some member's sightings are rare
Who will come back
To give us some flack?
Or lurk around and just stare?
| MEMORIES |
Lest auld Survivors be forgot --
Bob Crowley shone in his lime spot;
Bob Dawg was a hoot,
Chick-en an old coot,
And Ozzy just simply was hot!
That Wascally Wussell
You've all heard of Russell - Survivor
Whose rep is not that of a "giver"
He'll look in your eyes
But hide his disguise
As one of Survivor's best liars!
Sugar and J.T. -- Can it Be True?
And as cute as she be
She is now dating JT!
The one with the dimples
whom everyone thought was simple!
On Survivor two-oh was a Randy
"Vote him off" for Reds? He was handy
Never told US
His tribe thought he hid their MACHETE!
There was a Survivor named Wade
Who thought that he sure had it made;
Then Sugar dumped him
Because she was not dim -
But Karma, you know, must be paid!
|SEASON 10 POEM |
Ulongs defeats, Korors is upbeat
down to four, a loss of one more
Steph and bobby jon, last of ulong
no merge comes, but koror adds one
Steph makes her way through, while koror votes of coby and says goodbye to janu
Tom leads his alliance and finishes off steph's defiance
Gregg, jenn and katie share a reward; Ian, tom and caryn alliance was formed
Katie was told right before TC-Katie sidid with the three
gregg was sent home unhappily; Jenn was saved and caryn went
to the jury she was sentIan was fighting with everyone
That forced a tiebreaker but he won-The final challenge was very long
both ian and tom were very strong--A deal came up but ian waited
"I will dive right now if you take katie" ian stated
The final two confrunted the jury-Katie took a beating with the jurys mean flury
Tom won in a easy vote-he had an awsome strategy by taking the goat
| 3 STRIKES, YER OUT! |
I have a blunt question for Cirie
Three seasons with you made me weary
Well sure, you're a Nurse
With a couch/TV curse
But WHAT did you do while on TV?
BEFORE THE 3/11/2010 SHOW
Heroes & Villains on Thursday
The 5th eviction just hearsay
But my deepest heart
Wants TOM to depart!
He thinks he's hot, but there's no way!
| FLYING DREAMS |
If I could fly, oh my ...
would I then die
or later be fried
of oft drank chai ...
No, not I
with Tea that's hot
Had a turkey gobling at every call I made , taking his time comeing in ,
The wind was getting stronger an It had started rainning real hard
Lightning bolts slamming the ground all around ,
couldnt stand the presure
!packed my dripping self up an beat it back to truck ,
mother nature won this time
There once was a man named Tom
who dwelled in the land of Somoa
his mates he did bully and bossed
until the day he got tossed
now he's home drinking rum & coca-cola!
| Oh That Russell |
Russell, Russell, he’s da Man
If he can’t do it, no one can!
Hantz is evil
He’s a weasel
Jeff is Russell’s biggest fan!
The Best Female Winner
There was a woman from the Outback
Who knew how to go and attack
She easily knew how to play
Never got a vote on the way
That's why Tina winng isn't wack
Enough about Russell
Sure he could hussel
He brought life to the show
But now let it go
And bring on some muscle
| RUSSELL THE RAT |
RUSSEL THE RAT IS A LIAR
HIS DEEDS ARE REALLY QUITE DIRE
HIS BABY BLUE EYES
HOLD A BIG SURPRISE
I WOULDN'T SPIT ON HIM IF ON FIRE.
|Guatemala Season # 11 |
Lydia was a very fine player
Steph. would eat which such flair
She thought Steph. was her friend
But not in the end
Cause Steph. really didn't care
Always ask me
Why I don't watch T.V.
I tell them
It gives me a headache.
21 Jump Street, season III
The best player is Parvati Shallow.
Her game is nowhere near hallow.
Been on the most tribes.
gives us very good vibes.
Yes that is our Parvati Shallow.
BURNETT CANCELED HIS KIDDIE SHOW
It reminds me of Survivor...
hearing that Russell knows Boo...
James knows Boo....
I wonder if he went Boo
and you too
and they exchanged notes before the game...
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|drBonkers||They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles (page: 1 2)||20||Jul 13 2010, 1:57 AM EDT by drBonkers|
Thread started: Feb 22 2010, 4:27 PM EST Watch
So, youre thinking to yourself, "POEMS???"
We've had some durn fine poets on this wiki in other seasons - they didn't want to do it at first -- THEN they liked it!!!
Try it - I'll bet immunity idols to rewards you'll have fun, if nothing else --- ;-)
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