"omg ,there is one more deserving then me , its got to be sissy !for she sees what needs to be ,looking towards the heavens wispering her dreams , that maybe when she closes her eyes she can see herself climing thoughs trees, omg she did it with ease ,just like a squirel on the trapeze, its got to be cbs at fault not the!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ok, here is my rant and rave
to be on suvivor I do so crave.
Now I sit at home in my lazy chair
Watching those imbeciles and wishing I was there.
To go and play is my dream
casting me not seems so mean.
Why i wonder do they pick
a Chet a kathy and last season a Stick.
Is cbs at fault or is it me?
OMG did you see Eric climb that tree! "

"ODE TO THE MISSING SURVIVOR EPISODE
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It was a day of mourning
I turned the TV on
NO SURVIVOR playing
Just basketball - that's wrong!!!!"

"Ooo to dear glo,
you are going to half to make your own show,
becouse they keep saying no,
you must have steped on someones toes
whos toes where those
toes that didnt wont you on ther show ,who knows,
so glo lets make your own ,
THE Ooo DEAR GLO SHOW !"

"

You give a rhyme to someone's poem
And clever is how you are known!
With style you show it can be done
So, linda, do another one!!"

"I'm trying to tear myself away from "the other survivor site" and in order to do that, I need to make silly rhymes to express my ideas about the show! {kudos to filligirl for her long-running limerick thread.)
A Limerick is a usually humorous poem, with 5 lines. Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme. Lines 2 and 3 form a rhyming couplet. You remember those old "there once was a lady from spain.......?" But don't feel limited to limericks!! Any rhyme'll do. Either post on this thread or go to the Limericks page on this wiki - makes no never-mind. Don't be intimidated - your rhymes will not be graded!!!!!
Can't wait to see your contributions!!!!!! My humble example:

Has Jason, of fans, second-sight?
His lie about Ozzy was right!
I almost thought Oz would wisely take pause
And offer the idol last night!

"Oh no!" I groaned at the TV
Oz isn't going to be free
Then sure enough, he still has the stuff!
Chet said buh-bye, and not He

All Chet had to do, if you think
Was vote himself off of the brink
He'd then have the 4 to open the door
To wherever evictees go drink

Penner, allow me to say
I wanted you really to stay
But sepsis of blood, is no joke - you were good
to choose not a coffin to lay

drB
"

"hey drbonkers, i am going to be bold
but i would like to know,
why are you in the sorry mode
with fillgirl,
if its none of my bussiness,
then tell me so,
i apologize for being bold,
i just wanted to know "