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drBonkers	They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Feb 22 2010, 4:27 PM EST So, youre thinking to yourself, "POEMS???" We've had some durn fine poets on this wiki in other seasons - they didn't want to do it at first -- THEN they liked it!!! Try it - I'll bet immunity idols to rewards you'll have fun, if nothing else --- ;-) drB . Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you? Keyword tags: limericks poems poetry
drBonkers	1. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Feb 22 2010, 10:01 PM EST SUGAR'S KARMA There was a Survivor named Wade Who thought that he sure had it made; Then Sugar dumped him Because she was not dim - But Karma, you know, must be paid! drB . Post reply Do you find this valuable?
mystical_pippin	2. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Feb 22 2010, 10:30 PM EST And as cute as she be She is now dating JT! The one with the dimples whom everyone thought was simple! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	3. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Feb 23 2010, 12:26 PM EST "And as cute as she be She is now dating JT! The one with the dimples whom everyone thought was simple!" for REAL? That is so cool! nice rhyme, mystical! drB . Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	4. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Feb 23 2010, 8:45 PM EST I'm on a woll! THAT WASCALLY WUSSELL You've all heard of Russell - Survivor Whose rep is not that of a "giver" He'll look in your eyes But hide his disguise As one of Survivor's best liars! drB . Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	5. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Mar 1 2010, 7:26 PM EST \| Post edited: Mar 1 2010, 7:26 PM EST WMD: MACHETE On Survivor two-oh was a Randy "Vote him off" for Reds? He was handy But CBS Never told US His tribe thought he hid their MACHETE! drB . Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	6. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Mar 7 2010, 11:57 PM EST 3 STRIKES, YER OUT! I have a blunt question for Cirie Three seasons with you made me weary Well sure, you're a Nurse With a couch/TV curse But WHAT did you do while on TV? drB . Post reply Do you find this valuable?
mystical_pippin	7. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Mar 17 2010, 12:30 PM EDT hee hee very funny B! ok here's mine There once was a man named Tom who dwelled in the land of Somoa his mates he did bully and bossed until the day he got tossed now he's home drinking rum & coca-cola! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	8. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 13 2010, 3:03 PM EDT Russell, Russell, he’s da Man If he can’t do it, no one can! Hantz is evil He’s a weasel Jeff is Russell’s biggest fan! CBS’s Filigirl began the popular limerick thread tradition years ago, and gave me permission to bring it here. Deeply embarrassed and shuffling my feet, I allow you to drag it out of me that Fili once gave me a prize for the “Greatness of Limericks” – aw shucks, I’m blushing now. Yikes! Limericks are perfect for SURVIVOR because they are economical, trite and allow one to poke those contestants, the very ones who took the places that should have been OURS (cheering.) Don’t be a scaredy-cat! If you can’t hack a limerick, write something else poetic about SURVIVOR - rhyme, free-verse or whutevah.... You are better than you know! Spicy, shaggy, SURRICK, Jimbo, Marti, Mystical, OKTool, Sissybob and many of our esteemed wiki members have tried it, and they were all REALLY GOOD!! G’wan! I dares ya! @mystical - how could I have missed your great poem?!! I musta been out sick, dang it. I'll put it on the page ..... sorry! =0b drB Post reply Do you find this valuable?
tarfan2009	9. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 13 2010, 5:16 PM EDT "And as cute as she be She is now dating JT! The one with the dimples whom everyone thought was simple!" Is that true? I don't think so Post reply Do you find this valuable?
GRANNYMAC	10. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 13 2010, 7:11 PM EDT RUSSEL THE RAT IS A LIAR HIS DEEDS ARE REALLY QUITE DIRE HIS BABY BLUE EYES HOLD A BIG SURPRISE I WOULDN'T SPIT ON HIM IF ON FIRE. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
GRANNYMAC	11. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 13 2010, 9:05 PM EDT RUSSEL THE RAT'S WIFE IS QUITE PURTY I KINDA THOUGHT SHE'D BE QUITE NERDY. SHE IS KIND OF SLIM WHEN I LOOK AT HIM I STILL SEE A DIRTY DOG TURDY Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	12. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 14 2010, 4:11 PM EDT "RUSSEL THE RAT IS A LIAR HIS DEEDS ARE REALLY QUITE DIRE HIS BABY BLUE EYES HOLD A BIG SURPRISE I WOULDN'T SPIT ON HIM IF ON FIRE." Excellent limericking! It's on the page now :-) drB Post reply Do you find this valuable?
lovetheyauman	13. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 15 2010, 9:10 AM EDT "And as cute as she be She is now dating JT! The one with the dimples whom everyone thought was simple!" Are you talking about sugar. Cuase she was dating JT until he cheated on her and they hated eachother ever since. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
GRANNYMAC	14. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 15 2010, 10:53 AM EDT Thank you...thank you very much.gmac Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	15. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles May 24 2010, 9:49 PM EDT Guatemala Season # 11 A great poem from sweetabaca: Lydia was a very fine player Steph. would eat which such flair She thought Steph. was her friend But not in the end Cause Steph. really didn't care check it out, hipsters! drb . Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	16. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Jul 6 2010, 7:51 PM EDT \| Post edited: Jul 6 2010, 7:51 PM EDT BETWEEN SEASONS It's somewhere between here and there Some member's sightings are rare Who will come back To give us some flack? Or lurk around and just stare? drB . Post reply Do you find this valuable?
mystical_pippin	17. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Jul 6 2010, 8:21 PM EDT \| Post edited: Jul 6 2010, 8:21 PM EDT Me! I will! said the shy girl in the back of the class. Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
lovetheyauman	18. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Jul 6 2010, 9:47 PM EDT \| Post edited: Jul 6 2010, 9:47 PM EDT Season 10 poem Ulongs defeats Korors is upbeat down to four a loss of one more Steph and bobby jon last of ulong no merge comes but koror adds one Steph makes her way through while koror votes of coby and says goodbye to janu Tom leads his alliance and finishes off steph's defiance Gregg, jenn and katie share a reward Ian, tom and caryn alliance was formed Katie was told right before TC Katie sidid with the three gregg was sent home unhappily Jenn was saved and caryn went to the jury she was sent Ian was fighting with everyone That forced a tiebreaker but he won The final challenge was very long both ian and tom were very strong A deal came up but ian waited "I will dive right now if you take katie" ian stated The final two confrunted the jury Katie took a beating with the jurys mean flury Tom won in a easy vote he had an awsome strategy by taking the goat Palau was awsome, with great charecters like, tom, ian, steph, bobby jon, james, coby, janu, jenn and gregg too. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
drBonkers	19. RE: They're baaaa-aaack! Stretch your Survivor poet muscles Jul 9 2010, 9:54 PM EDT \| Post edited: Jul 9 2010, 10:18 PM EDT Regarding which thread to post your wonderful poems: Post them on THIS thread please. kthxbye, drB sweetabaca About Kathy Vavrick May 28 2010, 1:12 AM EDT \| Post edited: May 28 2010, 1:12 AM EDT Survivor Marquesas On Survivor Marquesas, Kathy did fine She always towed the line In challenges she did great But to win, wasn't her fate To return another time would be devine. sddorme Parvati Limerick Jun 20 2010, 11:45 AM EDT \| Post edited: Jun 20 2010, 11:45 AM EDT The best player is Parvati Shallow. Her game is nowhere near hallow. Been on the most tribes. gives us very good vibes. Yes that is our Parvati Shallow. sweetabaca1 Survivor Excile Island My Cirie Wednesday, 10:16 PM EDT \| Post edited: Wednesday, 10:30 PM EDT Cirie is a honey Her giggle was cute and funny I would walk for miles Just for one of her smiles Sadly she didn't win the money sweetabaca Limerick about Stephanie and Lydia May 24 2010, 4:19 AM EDT \| Post edited: May 24 2010, 4:19 AM EDT Guatemala Season # 11 Lydia was a very fine player Steph. would eat which such flair She thought Steph. was her friend But not in the end Cause Steph. really didn't care Post reply Do you find this valuable?

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